Incompetent Competition

That's it? That's the whole competition? Yes indeed, but we're not focused on the whole thing right now. We're focused on the mod that was submitted for the professional entity slot, Incompetitient!

In Incompetitient, you will explore a strange nuclear bunker forgotten by time. (Like a couple years if we're talking about a nuclear bunker.)

The ancient builders of the toxic caves conducted strange futuristic experiments that resulted in corrupted blocks and entities.

You'll find items gathered inside in order to construct a powerful new golem boss. You will spawn it in, and witness the various ItsJim fan suggestions, in one amalgamation.

(This mod requires Alex's Caves to work, as the nuclear bunker was built using toxic cave blocks.)

Creature Features:

• Blake Winsweep

  • The one and only. Uses an "Amethyst Shitsword" and totem of undying.

• Skebob

  • He just does that.

• Oskar Friend

  • Oskar's friend, ported into the game as an entity.

• Pool Lifeguard That Yells At You For Running

  • By yell, I mean curse. You are cursed with an effect that hurts you when running, which only reinforces its ideas of no running.

• Fan Amalgamation

  • The fabled boss, the golem made from the dusts of every ItsJim fan's room...
  • It is a two phase boss that spawn every entity mentioned previously as a minion. It can also shoot a "Cars 2" or "Chernobyl" projectile at you.
  • Its main attack is the dragoness arm cannon, which you have to be constantly moving to dodge.

• Amethyst Shitsword

  • A parody of the Amarite mod.
  • This weapon will play a fart sound effect when you right click it, and go on cooldown. This gives you the "Bad Aura" effect, which poisons whatever you attack.
  • Enchant it with "Dashables" to make it launch you forwards when using it.
  • Crafted using amethyst, dirt, and cocoa beans.

• Scalie Sword

  • Don't research where I got THIS idea from!
  • Right clicking will give you "Power of the Dragoness" which allows you to infinitely fly using elyra while sneaking, but you will damage anything in your way while doing so. Sprint-jumping also launches you forwards.
  • Only found in the nuclear bunker structure.

• Dragoness Arm Cannon

  • A glorious arm cannon. Black and magenta, just how we like it.
  • Using the item for some time, and then releasing, will blast. Like a railgun. It will shoot a massive laser forwards for a long distance that does good damage.
  • Swinging the weapon while sneaking will shoot out a stationary dragon fireball in front of you.
  • Swinging the weapon while NOT sneaking will hit any dragon fireballs in front of you, which sends them flying forwards.
  • Additionally, they now do impact damage.
  • You get this weapon when defeating the Fan Amalgamation.

We also got misc. items such as Anthrophylliate (Asbestos) and a starburst energy drink that was left on a liquor shelf for 4 years. They both poison you. And an asbestos music disc, of course.

Here is a playlist for the 2 pieces of music included in the mod: "Incompetitient Soundtrack"